"Now write a comedy that involves reducing politics to being the non-issue. Comedy mix between these actors: CK Luis, Daniel Day Luis, Alan Watts and George Carlin in his 30s"
[The scene opens with CK Luis, Daniel Day Luis, Alan Watts, and George Carlin in their 30s standing on a stage in front of a live audience.]
CK Luis: Good evening, folks! Today we're here to talk about the most important thing in the world - politics!
[The audience groans.]
Daniel Day Luis: Actually, CK, I have to disagree. I think politics is a non-issue.
Alan Watts: Ah, but Daniel, everything is politics. Even your decision to say that politics is a non-issue is a political statement.
George Carlin: Yeah, but let's face it - politics is just a bunch of old men arguing about things they don't really care about.
[The audience laughs.]
CK Luis: Well, I don't know about that, George. I mean, politics affects all of us. It determines how much we pay in taxes, what kind of healthcare we have access to, and so much more.
Daniel Day Luis: But it doesn't have to be that way. What if we just decided to stop caring about politics altogether?
Alan Watts: Yes, imagine a world where we focused on our personal lives, our relationships, our passions, and our connection to nature. That's where true fulfillment lies.
George Carlin: And if we really want to make a difference, we can start by reducing our own carbon footprint, supporting local businesses, and treating others with kindness and respect. That's real activism.
[The audience cheers.]
CK Luis: Well, I have to admit, that does sound pretty good. Maybe we should all just stop worrying about politics and start living our best lives.
[The lights go out, and the audience erupts into applause.]
Daniel Day Luis: Now that's a message I can get behind.
Alan Watts: As can I.
George Carlin: Me too. But first, let's go get a drink.
[The four comedians exit the stage as the audience continues to cheer.]
[End scene.]